Nooooo,
Not talking about football or any other sport. I'm talking about the highly anticipated Cuffing season. What exactly is cuffing season? According to Websters (and trust me one day the word cuffing will be in there) Cuffing is the action between a man & a woman where there is a lot of lovey dovey, sexing, relationship type actions. Please note you do not have to actually be IN a relationship to cuff. The season starts Labor Day and ends around April Fools day. If you live in Miami or Cali Cuffing Season doesn't exist there. Yes, this sport is EXTREMELY dependent on the weather. In fact as the weather gets colder Cuffing increases in popularity. Conversly as the weather gets warmer the cuffing decreases DRAMATICALLY. See folks, warmer weather + less articles of clothing x more people outside = increased curiosity.
So folks please enjoy your weekend. Have SAFE one night stands, make out in dark corners etc. Before you know it you'll be cuffed.
JeJa
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Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
P-u-s-s-y power
Hey, hey, hey!
Last night after a very thorough conversation with a good friend of mine (and yes for 10 minutes we dwelled on how 'men aint shit') I began thinking of the power women actually have over men.
Although seen as the inferior sex we actually control a lot of the world. Mens shopping habits, for example, are controlled by women. Oh you thought you purchased that $300 outfit, $450,000 car and $200 bottle of cologne to make yourself feel better? Ehhh, ok 2% of that decision was to prove you have bigger balls than the next man. The other 98% was most definitely to get women aka to get into her pants.
As human beings were are predisposed to make our exterior more appealing for mating purposes. So I understand.
But the next time a man thinks of a woman as inferior think about how she conned you into a shopping spree. The power of the p-u-s-s-y...
JeJa
Last night after a very thorough conversation with a good friend of mine (and yes for 10 minutes we dwelled on how 'men aint shit') I began thinking of the power women actually have over men.
Although seen as the inferior sex we actually control a lot of the world. Mens shopping habits, for example, are controlled by women. Oh you thought you purchased that $300 outfit, $450,000 car and $200 bottle of cologne to make yourself feel better? Ehhh, ok 2% of that decision was to prove you have bigger balls than the next man. The other 98% was most definitely to get women aka to get into her pants.
As human beings were are predisposed to make our exterior more appealing for mating purposes. So I understand.
But the next time a man thinks of a woman as inferior think about how she conned you into a shopping spree. The power of the p-u-s-s-y...
JeJa
Sunday, August 30, 2009
chyna white
Yaaaawn
What a long day! Definitely enjoyed my day off. My room FINALLY looks like a room as opposed to a homeless shelter. Pictures to post soon! Today I was pondering alter ego careers. Drug dealing and stripping were my top 2 choices. Drug dealing fascinates me because those involved never think they can get caught. Everyone reaches their prime and then bam! Off they go. Death or jail, which really aren't that different from each other. To deal drugs you have to be fearless and heartless. A robot. The same can apply to stripping. You're body is your talent and so the more a client wants the more they pay and the more you give. Your conscience ceases to exist and you can't take anything personal, its business. The biggest worry would be getting kidnapped by some psycho serial killer. Or becoming a drug addict. With either profession you must be willing to disconnect yourself from the situations you will face. Put your game face on and make that money. Even though its really making you.
JeJa
Ps, I'd strip in Vegas. Those girls get paid!
What a long day! Definitely enjoyed my day off. My room FINALLY looks like a room as opposed to a homeless shelter. Pictures to post soon! Today I was pondering alter ego careers. Drug dealing and stripping were my top 2 choices. Drug dealing fascinates me because those involved never think they can get caught. Everyone reaches their prime and then bam! Off they go. Death or jail, which really aren't that different from each other. To deal drugs you have to be fearless and heartless. A robot. The same can apply to stripping. You're body is your talent and so the more a client wants the more they pay and the more you give. Your conscience ceases to exist and you can't take anything personal, its business. The biggest worry would be getting kidnapped by some psycho serial killer. Or becoming a drug addict. With either profession you must be willing to disconnect yourself from the situations you will face. Put your game face on and make that money. Even though its really making you.
JeJa
Ps, I'd strip in Vegas. Those girls get paid!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
when it rains, pour out the liqour
Goooood morning!
Let me begin by giving you all a brief recap of the past 2 rockstar days. Thursday- lil waynes after party @ Scarlett. It all began in some hidden alley with a dj who didn't know about reggae, white guys named Adam calling me Eve and sex on the beaches the size of a super sized drink. End result: smacked! It was def a memorable trip to virginia. Friday- working off of 3 hrs of sleep, worked an 8hr day I proceeded to go to the movies. Film of choice was THE Final Destination. Lemme just say that 3d no I mean REAL d makes movie watching feel like an orgasm. I give 2 1/2 stars. Seeing that did inspire me to take full advantage of every day. Yup. Right after the movie headed home 2 prep 4 a fab night! On a scale from 1 to 10 last night was a 25. End result: Had a great time! Saw great ppl. Had GREAT drinks lol. Tonight? Oh yes, pt 3 in full effect.
JeJa
Let me begin by giving you all a brief recap of the past 2 rockstar days. Thursday- lil waynes after party @ Scarlett. It all began in some hidden alley with a dj who didn't know about reggae, white guys named Adam calling me Eve and sex on the beaches the size of a super sized drink. End result: smacked! It was def a memorable trip to virginia. Friday- working off of 3 hrs of sleep, worked an 8hr day I proceeded to go to the movies. Film of choice was THE Final Destination. Lemme just say that 3d no I mean REAL d makes movie watching feel like an orgasm. I give 2 1/2 stars. Seeing that did inspire me to take full advantage of every day. Yup. Right after the movie headed home 2 prep 4 a fab night! On a scale from 1 to 10 last night was a 25. End result: Had a great time! Saw great ppl. Had GREAT drinks lol. Tonight? Oh yes, pt 3 in full effect.
JeJa
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