Thursday, September 3, 2009

4 more days till the season starts

Nooooo,

Not talking about football or any other sport. I'm talking about the highly anticipated Cuffing season. What exactly is cuffing season? According to Websters (and trust me one day the word cuffing will be in there) Cuffing is the action between a man & a woman where there is a lot of lovey dovey, sexing, relationship type actions. Please note you do not have to actually be IN a relationship to cuff. The season starts Labor Day and ends around April Fools day. If you live in Miami or Cali Cuffing Season doesn't exist there. Yes, this sport is EXTREMELY dependent on the weather. In fact as the weather gets colder Cuffing increases in popularity. Conversly as the weather gets warmer the cuffing decreases DRAMATICALLY. See folks, warmer weather + less articles of clothing x more people outside = increased curiosity.

So folks please enjoy your weekend. Have SAFE one night stands, make out in dark corners etc. Before you know it you'll be cuffed.

JeJa

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