da mofucking Po-Po!

Lmao ok folks we are here already! Too bad we already getting stopped by the cops already. For wat? For going against traffic! Yes, damn Americans can't drive in Puerto Rico.

TTFN!

Happy Monday folks!

Ahhh yes. Most of you are probably starting of the day with a cup of coffee, grumpy face and vague memories of what was the 2 second weekend. I am starting off the day with crazy loud kids, passengers who look out the window letting the sunlight blind u and ppl who are TOO hot.

Yes dear friends I am on my way to PR right next to Mayo (yay!) Just landed in Ft. Lauderdale. Next stop PUERTO RICO!!!!

Tomatoe Tomatoe

And we're off! Yes yes hitting Puerto Rico in less than 5 hours. Super stoked! So the agenda goes as follows friends:

Morning- Mojitos, tan, beach

Afternoon- Coronas, tan, beach

Night- Shots, beach, dancing

Hope u can keep up, cuz u know I like it FAST!!!